lunarbirth:

mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)

me:

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mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!! 

me:

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damnsimper:

before listening to MGMT

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after listening to MGMT

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justintimerblake:

making a mutual after months of tryingimage

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

andim-a-lionheart:

blasianxbri:

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

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This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

Even if your girl is wet, foreplay is still important. 

If you don’t partake in foreplay, you a childish ass nigga & your sex game could never be A1. 

Basically

allmymetaphors:

i used to be scared that i would never make a man fall in love w me because i’m too outspoken/aggressive/interested in radical feminist politics/independent, but then i realized that the kind of man who would rather I keep quiet and nod my head is not the kind of man i would ever let touch me or look at me or associate with me 

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