• Teacher: How much is a gram?
  • Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..
  • charlienight:

    pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

    stitchlock:

    if you ever worry that you’re weird, or taking it a bit far as a fangirl, remember that people in ancient Rome used to buy vials of their favorite gladiator’s sweat to wear as perfume. so like. at least its not a new thing.

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